2. Housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
3. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel fine.
4. Eat well, stay fit, acquire billions of money...and then you`ll die.
5. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
6. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
7. Experience is a great thing; it causes you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
8. DO NOT weigh more than your refrigerator!
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