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Thursday, November 7, 2013

A Few Fun Phrases

1. Reading a phrase from the Bible doesn't make you a Christian much more than seeing a hammer makes you a mechanic.

2. Housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

3. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel fine.

4. Eat well, stay fit, acquire billions of money...and then you`ll die.

5. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

6. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

7. Experience is a great thing; it causes you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

8. DO NOT weigh more than your refrigerator!

Inspired by cleanjoke.com.

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